Knock Knock Jokes

Are you ready to hear some of the finest Knock Knock jokes on the internet? Take a look at what That Cockney Lad has in stock for you.
Are you ready to hear some of the finest Knock Knock jokes on the internet? Take a look at what That Cockney Lad has in stock for you.

You have arrived at That Cockney Lad’s lighthearted Knock Knock jokes. Please enjoy, new Knock Knock jokes will be added on a frequent basis.

Let’s eat

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Let’s eat.

Let’s eat who?

What? Are you a cannibal?

Ahab

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ahab.

Ahab who?

Ahab to go to the bathroom, open up!

Andy

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Andy.

Andy who?

Andy gadget, the door knocker, isn’t it?

Emma

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Emma. 

Emma who?

Emma bit chilly, can you open the door?